Tested: 2026 Tesla Model Y Performance Takes the Edge Off
06/17/26 UPDATE: This review has been updated with instrumented test results.
When a colleague asks Lars Moravy, Tesla's vice president of vehicle engineering, about the new 81-kWh battery in the 2026 Tesla Model Y Performance, the lights flicker. He speeds off into a rant. "The updated cell has new tabs and cathodes, and the jelly roll is constructed of a lithium-uranium paste that sits in a pool of Mercon V and is cooled by Dex-Cool—not the yellow kind, but the orange. In all, it's the same size and mass with more energy." Moravy is a human data center. We're certain he needs 1.4 gigawatt-hours of mental capacity just to retain this amount of information.
2026 Mercedes-Benz CLE450 Cabriolet Would Be So Much Better If It Just Picked A Lane - Jalopnik
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When Logan first drove the Mercedes-Benz CLE300, he didn't quite fall in love with it, and Amber didn't like the CLE she drove either. Normally, I wouldn't have a problem with that, but in this case, it's Mercedes. Luxury coupes and convertibles are Mercedes' thing. Plus, Logan is nine feet tall, and Amber lives in New York City. Maybe the CLEs they drove were just the wrong cars for them. Surely I, a proper grand touring appreciator, just needed the right CLE and the right road trip, and I'd be singing the new tweener two-door's praises until everyone started to get annoyed with it.